insert here: all the swear words in the universe

i suck so so so much. i dont need a new car, because i am the worst gdamn driver in the history of the universe. SFD. SFD. SFD. i dont know what i am going to do. i just want to scream, but then i might get fired. baahhhhrg. i suck i suck i suck. FFFF. so here you go: its raining and dark (not a good enough excuse) and i'm trying to turn right onto holcomb bridge hwy. so it looks like i have a good opening in the cars coming my way- there is a truck coming, but i SWEAR he was in the left lane (omigod i am so fucking stupid) so i pull out... and hit his gdamn car because hes in the right lane and i didnt fucking realize it! oh my god, i am fucked. i have a fucking HOLE in marge's bumper. the guy was really nice. he didnt feel like calling the cops b/c he couldnt find any damage that i caused his car. shit, marge, why does your bumper have to be fucking FIBERGLASS?!?!?! why couldnt i have dented the metal or something??? o shit o shit. this is totally my fault. i feel so stupid. i have been driving for three years and i havent ever been in an accident that has been my fault (cept for the rim-scratching) and then, right before i'm almost about to get a new car, i put a HOLE in marge! ugghhhh. this is not something my dad can buff off. i havent told him yet. i dont know what to do. ...i dont want to ruin his day... and i dont want him to kill me... what should i do? i dont want a new car. i dont deserve one. i'll just keep marge till she dies. why am i such a bad driver?? ...i need to get my eyes checked and i need my gdamn concerta! i SUCK as a driver without it. shit. how could i just pull out when there was a CAR THERE?!?! it was right there. right there. and i just pulled out anyway. and now my bumper is fucked. thats probably a couple thousand dollars worth of damage. i am such an asshole. i cant believe i did something so retarded.